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To My Liberal Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low- stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
To My Conservative Friends:
"Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."
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EW,
For those in the cheap seats the first part was an attempt a humor. The second part is from the heart.
Chief figured it out, smartest man I know.
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EW,
you are the best nuttin but hugs and kisses. Muslims are a sore spot with me. Until we are commited and they believe that we will wipe them out like the Japaneese and the Germans they will not change. This country should stand by its founding ideas. Now look at this you got me on a rant. All I wanted to do was deliver a Christmas greeting.
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EW,
welcome aboard
Murf,
You may not have had a good year but you have brighten up my year. Thanks for the concern for my son in Bagdad.
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